Ok I should have guessed this, when my Dad said it would be good. Loads of action but the story line was just awful. It's all about John Cena's wife (that's right wrestlers I should have just refused the movie right there) getting kidnapped by bad guys. Bad guys that are fine killing other innocent people but instead of killing her another innocent civilian that has nothing to do with them. They for some reason waste their time and energy keeping her hostage getting a lot of attention from the immortal John Cena. No it's not a sci-fi but some how just John Cena can just survive these massive explosions, just ridiculous but the worst scene has to be when the really bad guy Robert Patrick is nothing but bones literally, it’s so, so awful.
If it was a comedy, it would have been successful, because the lack of effort and skill in this made me ask myself, should I just turn this off and go out for a jog … and that’s saying something. Just avoid this movie.
THE EXPENDABLES
The best action cast ever assembled shame about the story. A cheesey romance between stalone and a woman a third his age, and the same with a anti-surgey advertisement. A very awkward scene with Arnie, Stallone and Willis which made me consider about getting up from the counch and helping out in the kitchen.
The explosions and deaths were impressive but a big question is why would the very evil, very wealthy bad guy be interested in a poor South American country, it doesn't make any sense. Why would an American organisation be interested? Is there oil there?
Just rating the cool deaths, well they are awesome so an 8/10 for that but the rest of the film, just no ... just ... no
If you have any suggestions please bring it up and if I've been unfortunate enough to have seen them I'll comment on it.
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