My day at the BBQ

I am a man, yesterday I became a man, yes that's right I looked after the barbeque. I flipped a burger and pushed round the sausages, ok I had a purple shirt on but I made up for it because I pretended to know what I was doing at the barbeque.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WcAfiKXmOw
Yeah that’s right that’s the song, I now deserve :D
We even cooked bacon the barbeque, was it cooked right? Well it remained white and pink but it had brown lines going through it, so yeah we’ll go with that but I didn’t eat one.
Basically I struggled on throughout the day not eating and was filled up after one burger and cider :D
Then we left and went for the hike to Templehall, I’m not joking it was a hike. People collapsed, I started crying, it just got too much for me, that near mile walk just got too much for me.
And after all of this I asked myself why didn’t we just take the bus?
I’m over the ordeal, though one person has got long term problems from it … sun stroke but we’ll see how she copes.
This was our BBQ, I don’t know if I can look at a burger the same.